She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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