so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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