you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm having to shit out rocks
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