what if I'm pregnant?
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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