why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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