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(253): View more from Washington

To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song

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(304): View more from West Virginia

please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.

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(239): View more from Florida

all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots

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