Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You can't special order awesome
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
