So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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