Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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