It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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