sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You work out of a Hotel?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.