she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
operation harelip BJ is a go
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.