is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Couch. On fire.