Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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