C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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