ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm really busy with my period
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