he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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