Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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