He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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