so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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