My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
she peed on how many people?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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