were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
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he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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