If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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