i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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