He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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