Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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