Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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