I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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