Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
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I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I have fence marks all over my body
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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