That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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