I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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