No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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