She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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