He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
