how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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