she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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