North Korea, Best Korea!
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
this boner is exhausting
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I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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