Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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