Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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