my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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