Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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