Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We talked him into tasing himself.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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