yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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