I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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