he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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