How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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