Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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