What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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