They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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