I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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