No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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