How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Let's paint friendship bongs
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
