he shaved USA in his pubs
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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