i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house