i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.