maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door