just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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