Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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