Who did Billy Mays play for?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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