So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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