nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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