Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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