What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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