Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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