Moan for me like Helen Keller
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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